Post by JESSE AMOR GRANGE on Jul 31, 2010 23:09:20 GMT -7
so right here, i've got jag and brady.
jag is twenty and a band member of the band 'tribe of judah', a christian hardcore band that sounds like underoath and flyleaf. aka they're really baller. and, just so you know, EVERYONE CALLS HER JAG AND NO ONE KNOWS THAT HER ACTUAL NAME IS JESSE AMOR GRANGE EXCEPT HER BANDMATES AND HER PARENTS AND HER BROBRO. call her jesse, and i'll punt you. )< so yeah. she's proud christian who's been through hell and back. almost literally. when she was fourteen, her parents got divorced and her mother blamed it on jag. jag was like '):' and became depressed and started doing drugs and harming herself and tried committing suicide. so she went to rehab and had three relapses while she was there and one when she got out. but the one when she got out is a secret!!! but now, jag is a really, really, really happy girl who's just... really happy and loving and passionate and loves god!!! she tends to be terribly awkward around fans, though, because she's not big on large crowds. they intimidate her. but, when she's not around large crowds, she's really hyperactive and kind of a nut ball. she loves to talk and talk and talk and, half the time, you wonder if there's something wrong with her because she just won't freaking shut up. so yeah. she's almost sickeningly sweet, and she's the type that always has to buy a meal for the hobo on the street. she's disgustingly optimistic and hopeful, and it wouldn't be uncommon for people to think she's a total fake. but jag is one-hundred percent real. she can be rather thoughtful and aloof sometimes, and she's really distant when she's writing music for the band and such. jag doesn't believe in candy-coating things, so she'll be quick to tell you a blunt answer. she doesn't like it when people beat around the bush -- they'll be offended one way or another, you know? so yeah. she needs any and all relationships!! she doesn't party, really, though she might go just to hang out. but you'll never find her smoking or drinking or making out in the bathroom with anyone. she's put that lifestyle behind her! but yeah, i think she'll have plenty of friends of all shapes and kinds. they don't have to be christian; they can be crazy, raging drunks that spend more hours sexing up strangers or quiet, mellow, sad people.and she'll prolly have a few enemies -- people that think she's just generally annoying and stuff. jag tries not to dislike people or judge them, but it's hard, even for her. so... yeah. and for lovers, i dunno. she's rather oblivious in that area. if a guy hits on her, she usually thinks he's just being friendly. it's not that she's stupid, it's just that she doesn't quite realize it. plus she has so many guy friends that them hitting on her almost seems alien. but no hook-ups and whatnot, obviously.
and then i have brady who is just about the exact opposite of jag. he's a total jerk, basically. critical and aggressive and loves to party and sleep with girls and, basically, he a total dick. and that girl's lap he's lying on in that picture? yeah, it's probably your girlfriend's. brady isn't very book smart, but he's ridiculously street smart. he grew up with an abusive father who beat his mom daily, and he began to sort of... think it was okay. his father taught him that women are only good for three things: cooking, cleaning, and sex. so, yeah, brady is kind of really bogus when it comes to women and their rights. in fact, he doesn't really believe they have any. yeah, i told you he was a dick. so anyway. brady is twenty-two and works at a vendor for drop dead clothing. he's originally from new york, where he modeled and went to college and was just generally really hot. yeeep. he doesn't like being rejected, and he rarely sleeps alone at night. now, when you first meet brady, he actually seems like a nice guy. he seems goofy and easy to be around. and that's what he's like around friends. maybe a little rude and sarcastic -- he likes teasing people and pulling really, really bogus pranks. but yeah. now, if you date him, you see a totally different side of him. around his girlfriends (which he has often. he's easily had over thirty girlfriends. hell, he had that many in sixth grade), he's even worse than a dick. he's a possessive, jealous boyfriend. he gets them depending on him, coming back for more (whether it be sex, affection, etc) and then begins to abuse them, both physically and emotionally. he'll tell them they look ugly in things and get them to change, tell them they can't hang out with certain people, and he'll knock them around and hit them sometimes if they don't do what they're told. and, in the end, he's always the one that breaks up with them as soon as he gets bored. but, even when he's dating a girl, he's unfaithful. he'll go to a party and make out with three other girls while his girlfriend is at the part. brady is pretty shameless. but, nonetheless, he'll definitely have a lot of friends. like i said, he's a really easy guy to talk to -- funny and a real guy, you know? plenty of party friends and stuff like that. and he'll also have his fair share of enemies. maybe guys that don't appreciate his jerk attitude. people that think he's wrong for being so arrogant -- whatever. annnd for lovers, plenty. like i said, he seldom ever sleep alone. he likes girls, and he loves hot girls. he sleeps around all the time and is always hooking up and, in the end, usually throws the girl away. unless they're worth his time. in which he does the whole 'dating' cycle, as you hopefully read stated above. and ong that is all because this is so f00kin long.
and she'll prolly have a few enemies -- people that think she's just generally annoying and stuff. jag tries not to dislike people or judge them, but it's hard, even for her. so... yeah. and for lovers, i dunno. she's rather oblivious in that area. if a guy hits on her, she usually thinks he's just being friendly. it's not that she's stupid, it's just that she doesn't quite realize it. plus she has so many guy friends that them hitting on her almost seems alien. but no hook-ups and whatnot, obviously.
AND THIS IS MY LOVELY BABY DEXTER. i love him a lot, ferreal. he makes me happy on the inside. so yeah. he's twenty years old, and he's a vendor for keep a breast foundation. actually, he's one of the coordinators. but that wasn't an option for the canons so ong. so anyway. he's just... really weird. he's spontaneous and sweet and really rather stupid and loud and happy and just dexter. when your name is dexter sheldon, it's hard to take life seriously. so anyway. he's a total sweetheart who barely finished high school and dropped out of college to become a coordinator for the foundation and because he just couldn't do school anymore. he has undiagnosed dyslexia, which is why he has so much trouble in school anyway. he hasn't talked to his parents since he dropped out of college two years ago, and he rarely talks about his family, anyway. they were all smart and official while he was just... dexter. so yeah! he needs plenty of friends because that's just how he rolls. he's really, really friendly and goofy and just really fun to be around if you can stand a kid that practically has adhd. but not as bad. he's somewhat clingy, so beware of that also. uhmm, let's seeee. he'll probably have some enemies for whatever reason. dex finds it really hard to forgive people, and he does have a mean side. it just doesn't come out unless it's necessary. for example, if you attack his girlfriend, he will bitch you out. ferreal. if you say something that was way out of line? he will tell you to your face. and yeah, i could see some problems arising from that. and, lastly, lovers would be cool. he has a girlfriend (ILU ROSIE!!!) who he loves with alllll his heart. lots and lots and lots. and he's deathly protective over her if you attack her. sometimes he'll just let it bubble but if you say something for real bogus, he'll punch you in the face. )< but yeah. he'll probably have some flirts and a few exes. but anyone who's his ex will probably be on bad terms. because dexter tends to make things really, really awkward after breakups. or because rosie will make sure to keep the exes away.
BUT ONG, IDEAS FOR ANYTHING ARE WAAAAAAAAY OPEN. I LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVE PLOTS. EVEN IF THEY SOUND STUPID!!!
