Post by DEREK PHOENIX HAWKINS on Aug 3, 2010 18:44:29 GMT -7
| [th][bg=e4e4e4] DEREK PHOENIX HAWKINS  DEREK ▲ TWENTY FOUR ▲ VENDOR |
[/font][/size][/td][/tr]"SHE DIDN'T LIKE FIGHTS
BUT THE SAME TIME UNDERSTOOD
FELLAS WILL BE FELLAS TIL THE END OF TIME"
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ASSHOLE ▲ POTHEAD ▲ ALCOHOLIC ▲ RUDE ▲ WHORE
[/font][/color][/center]"hello there! i'm daniel fitzpatrick, i guess you could say i was the one who dreamt up never say never tour in my sleep. i suppose you could call this a "screen through", to see who i'm dealing with for the next while. i hope you don't mind me asking you a few questions. if you do mind... well i'm very sorry but it's mandatory."[/color]
"first off, what's your name?"[/color]
derek phoenix hawkins, baby. have you not heard of me before? that's alright, because i'll tell you all about myself. i don't know why i got the lame ass name derek, with a fucking bad ass middle name like phoenix. what the fuck, i think my parents were druggies. oh, wait they are. okay that works.[/font][/blockquote]
"okay great! how old are you and when's your birthday?"[/color]
i'm twenty four, and i was born on the awesome day of december fourth. only awesome because i was born then.[/font][/blockquote]
"er.. just checking, are you male or female? no offense, i just think it's safe to say you don't always know these days!"[/color]
do i need to whip out my dick?[/font][/blockquote]
"why are you here? more so, are you a band member, media personnel, merch, roadie or vendor?"[/color]
i work for drop dead clothing, duh. i'm kind of a badass.[/font][/blockquote]
"what's your sexual orientation, no need to feel shy!"[/color]
oh dude, i love me some pussy. i'm basically the biggest whore ever, and god i love to mess around. hate relationships, though.[/font][/blockquote]
"where did you grow up?"[/color]
i grew up in london. that's where my sexy accent is from.[/font][/blockquote]
"tell me a bit about your family."[/color]
i don't talk to my parents much. they kicked me out after high school, and i made a life for myself..[/font][/blockquote]
"how would you describe your childhood?"[/color]
it wasn't anything special, or anything not special. i grew up with middle class parents, and i was a drugged out whore. my life.[/font][/blockquote]
"are there any huge events in the past few years that you would say define you today?"[/color]
i got fucked up a lot. and my brain cells are like gone bro. i fucked a lot of girls, but i don't remember half of them.[/font][/blockquote]
"imagine you win the lottery, what's the first thing you do with the money?"[/color]
drugs and whores baby![/font][/blockquote]
"what's your general synopsis on love. while we're at it, how's your love life?"[/color]
love doesn't exist, and i sleep around.[/font][/blockquote]
"are you comfortable with your body?"[/color]
i'm a buff sexmonger. look at me. seriously, how can you resist me?[/font][/blockquote]
"what's your favorite memory?"[/color]
getting shitfaced and not remembering anything.[/font][/blockquote]
"what's your least favorite memory?"[/color]
the things i do remember about high school.[/font][/blockquote]
"do you have any regrets?"[/color]
i'd rather not talk about that.[/font][/blockquote]
"thank you very much for your time, you've been very helpful. i officially welcome you to never say never tour!"[/color]
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things you enjoy,[/color]
i like drugs. fuck man, i pretty much live off of drugs. but i also love some girls, you know? girls are just. mmm. god i am such a damn pig. i like nature, the wind and the trees. really love my family, even though they're all drugged out whores. and i love one girl. but she'll never know. i don't even know.[/font]
things you can't stand,[/color]
fucking hate annoying people. jesus christ, some people make me want to stab myself. and those commercials with fucking dumbshit people saying "i lost my car wtf am i going to do" oh jesus, GET A NEW DAMN CAR. and sodas. i don't buy sodas at fast food places because you pay two dollars for something with a twenty five cent cup and a fifty cent drink. stfu stfu. that pisses me off.[/font]
your hobbies,[/color]
i drink, i smoke, i fuck girls, i sell clothes, and i fuck people over.[/font]
your fears,[/color]
i don't ever want to fall in love, get arrested, get used, get obese, or fuck a fat chick.[/font]
your aspirations,[/color]
to be famous, to fuck girls like marilyn monroe, and to die young.[/font]
your quirks,[/color]
i'm a douche, i like to use people, and i wrinkle my nose a lot.[/font]
your strengths,[/color]
getting girls, video games, laughing, rolling joints, being a badass.[/font]
your weaknesses,[/color]
being happy, showing affection, driving, cheering people up, eating.[/font]
your secrets,[/color]
i'm not really that big of a douche, i'm just hiding behind it. i'm anorexic.[/font]
anything else,[/color]
i missed this mofo.[/font]
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hey my name is megan! i am too many years old and have been roleplaying for more then enough years. i found this site from sex. i'm in the fun timzone, so remember that for when you want to plot with me! my other characters are hopester, so check them out too. i definitely looked in the rules and found this little message: admin edit.
LOOK AT HOPES, BRO
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THIS APPLICATION WAS MADE BY NIKKI ESPECIALLY FOR NSN! TOUR, STEAL AND DIE.
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